About

What's in a title?

Nothing. There's absolutely nothing in a title. That's why the name of the blog is Try The Calamari.

What are you about?

I'm all about dressing dogs in people clothing and sketching human eyes on cats, but in terms of the site, my goal is to whisk you away on an enchanted journey to the brink of the band pool with the aid of my Magical Floaties of Benighted Musical Background and Inner-tube of Apparent Auditory Ignorance. There isn't much I know about music. I know I like to listen to it, and that's more than I need to start a blog.

So, what am I doing here?

You've most likely been redirected here through one of the thousands of false links posted throughout the internet. So, while you're here, how about you enlighten yourself on some of the lesser-known bands and performers of the world through my completely biased and uneducated reviews.

What exactly do you do?

I listen to music and, if I like it, I write a post about it. If I don't like it, I'll probably write a post about it, too.

What's your long-term plan?

I don't have one, but if I did, I'd most likely hide it from public view.